Description
Enjoy incredible footage from the Henson archives in The Dark Crystal. Travel back in time to the faraway planet of Thra. Cheer on the Mystics as they fight to overthrow the evil Skeksis and take back control of their planet! When Jen, a member of the Gelfling tribe, sets out to find the crystal’s missing shard, his dangerous journey brings him face to face with monsters at every turn. Determined to restore peace to their planet, Jen will not back down! From the brilliant i… More >>
#1 by Anonymous on March 23, 2010 - 6:12 pm
Wow. How many bad fantasy movies can you make in one decade?!
i first became intrested in this jenre cuasa Peter Jackson
and his *brilliant* Lord of the Rings series of films. So i thought id take a lil’ history lesson and watch all the ‘classic’ fantasy/mythology flciks that are out there.
Thing is: PJs a *genius* these guys were all hacks. Case in point: this stupid movie.
The filmakers were obviously too cheap to hire real acters to play the parts so they did it all with PUPPETS and thought no one would notice! I’m NOT kidding you!
It took me about five minutes to notice that i was watching a bunch of hand puppets. Besides that the plot, characters, story, and special efefcts are all cheap and stupid. The music is the WORST i have ever heard.
Don’t waste your money on these old movies made before anyone knew how to make a movie worth watching. i mean it was ok back then but no one knew any better but now there is NO excuse! unless your to lazy to use your brain and rent a REAL movie like Lord of the Rings in which case enjoy this cuz its perfect for you!
Rating: 1 / 5
#2 by Eric N. Bishop on March 23, 2010 - 6:58 pm
We recently viewed this movie after reading rave reviews about it on this website. Having seen it, we can safely say that we’ve never experienced such a waste of our lives as we did seeing The Dark Crystal. We believe we are now dumber for having seen it. It lacks any sort of artistry, plot, dialogue, basically anything that you would hope a movie would contain. We saw the movie with a group of eight. By the end of the movie, only two had survived this insult to our intelligence as human beings (And the only reason those two stayed to watch nasty buzzards and annoying gophers for two hours was because one was stubborn and the other was drunk). We hate to go on and on, but there is such a rage inside of us now, we actually want to physically hurt people who find this movie enjoyable. The fact that there are 201 other reviewers out there that actually liked this movie challenges our faith in humanity. Don’t get us wrong–we have nothing against movies such as Labyrinth or The Muppets, but if you’re going to make a movie, for God’s sake make it a movie about something!
Rating: 1 / 5
#3 by twark maine on March 23, 2010 - 7:04 pm
This certainly is a one-of-a-kind movie, and its unusual production actually works in its favour, adding another layer of melancholic remoteness.
It certainly stands as a singular achievement of its time, and also as a milestone in the development of film puppetry in general.
On the strong side are also some great moments in collaboration with the soundtrack and the unusual sense of reality that comes with the intricate puppet technology.
The movie’s biggest problem on the other hand is that so much creativity seems to have been invested into making things look ugly. Not only are the Skeksis a bunch so awful to watch that they could give normally sensitive viewers a cramp in the stomach, it is also the action itself (how they crumble to dust, drain sweet innocent beings from the soul and drinking the juice, feast in the most awful possible way) that are hard to bear, could give children nightmares and leave you with a strange feeling in your belly.
That being said, the movie certainly has a pretty unique look to it, and it makes some fun to figure out how they might have shot each of the scenes (how it may have actually looked like on the set).
As much as I love this kind of speciality movie from the early 80ies (another gem from this period is TRON, for example) I would not want to watch “The Dark Chrystal” again any time soon – once was enough.
I might want to maybe steel from the soundtrack though (e.g. the boating scene with the two Gelflings)
Rating: 3 / 5
#4 by Rupert Ellis on March 23, 2010 - 9:38 pm
It’s a shame you can’t give a movie zero stars. This movie is a union of Lord of the Rings, bad acting, and a terrible screenplay. “They don’t make them like this anymore”? Yes, for good reason.
Rating: 1 / 5
#5 by Jeremy on March 24, 2010 - 12:28 am
If you liked Willow, then you will like this movie. In other words, don’t watch it. The only good part about it is laughing at it.
Rating: 1 / 5